Hibernation is Over😑🙄

Wasssup Peeps😎🤘

I know it has been nearly 3 weeks since my last blog post.

Anyways I'm back now.... Well, I wasn't actually hibernating, but got busy in work.

I know some of you will be like what a dichotomy 😛😝, but it's true. I got stranded in my office shit + Mumbai Rain lately 🌩️🌦️☁️ :p

Finally, shit is over, and now I can spend some quality time with my Laptop 😜 + my imaginary GF💆‍♀️

Well, being a wise-ass i wasn't just working- also watching some TV shows as everyone does in the office and if you guys don't do then you are not leaving your life...!

So..... Finally I have successfully completed below long overdue.🤘

1) Game of Thrones

2) Breaking Bad

3) Teen Wolf 🐺

4) The Vampire Diaries

5) The Originals (on last season)

6) Suits (till 5th Season)

7) Seinfeld (last season)

8) Mad Men (Currently watching)

Let me know in the comments which one is your favourite 😘😍

Cheers🍻 will catch you soon....! Till then do whatever you supposed to.

Break the Monotony! Break the Beard 🙌

Hello pseudos, How are guys doin'...!

Break the monotony, Set your self free from all stupid nonsensical thing- which you do every day. Do something new, more creative, some original, do what you like the most. Set your self apart from others, do what you actually like to do, not because you've been instructed to do so.

Statutory Warning!

(category A)
Before you get influenced from this blog and you've thought to do some frivolous thing. (like a rebellion)

This blog is not for You! If you're the only earning member of the family OR you live with your parents which are planning to take overseas vacation OR you married a girl which earns more then you.. :) 

(category B)

It's only for people like me, who are free thinker, who has a burning desire to do something out of the box, who are ready to be a FREElancer like me. Who's father having a bank account in the Swiss Bank.

So..what should you do?? To get noticed.. to come into a LimeLight. Or perhaps what these people do..  (category B)

1) Jam every day with your friend & make sure you only pay the bill, the great way to a flaunt that you're not a Nawaz OR Anurag Kashyap.

2) Always buy expensive clothes and speak the brands/tags. (if you remember his dialogue)

3) Make sure you always look for an overseas trip.

4) Through a party for a very small thing and invite all your friends. (full-house)

5) The Guys who have more than 6-7 GFs.

6) Always friends will look down upon your success which apparently you've got through your Hard work, A Strong desire and Dad influence and Not on your  sheer Talent.

Mr. ____ Chopra?

7) You're the one who doesn't take any tension about Life, Job, GFs, parents, relatives, nature, Cuz, you belong to Category B. Despite all you're loved by everyone. People get inspired by your deeds. (they may make a film about you.)

8) You're always the one who lives the life on your terms.

9) You live a very extremist life. Whatever you do your father /family & Fans always protects you, they adore you 😘🤣😉

10) This is the last & final yet a very important one, you're at the prime of your career you should be doing more productive, fruit full, sensible things instead you write a most baseless & pointless blog like this one.

Things are Changing & How!! 👀🙈

Hola 🙋

How are you guys doin'

I am aware that it has been 2 days since my last post, the reason being I was thinking about my next post (content). What should I write? Then I thought I should write about what World is talking about right now. The most topical thing. The biggest show ever, which never went off-air. Which has all forms/types of entertainment, loved by kids to senior citizens.

No... NO... I'm not talking about.. "Sasural Simar ka".. no...  it's difficult for us to understand. It's too real to handle. 

Well, I'm talking about the show, where always civilian gets Fu*ked whenever they cast their "Opinion" or perhaps people would like to call it as a "Politics" It is the show, loved by all ages.

So, If I am writing about "Politics" then my blog got to be more mature & intellect enough, otherwise, people will start slagging me.

Mature & Intellect, whenever I thought of these words, I could only think of this man.... if you're from United States. The man who coined the term perhaps the HASHTAG #MAGA

 👈 👈 👈 MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN.. :P

And if you're from India... then you must have heard him... 

The man, he could only say some frivolous things like.. "Politics is in your shirt, in your pant." 

OR even better "10 out of 7 youths in Punjab are hooked on to drugs."

 👈 👈 👈 SUPREMO of _________ ??? Well, never mind.

The point I'm trying to make is, how things suddenly changed when you come into power or if you're in Need then suddenly your best friend becomes your Enemy and vice-versa. Politics its a puppet show. And the most important thing you can not rely on anyone.

IDK how many of you know this, once our very own "Orange Baboon" accused the leader of North Korea, that "He is Little rocket man" "The Mad Psycho" and whatnot. And now all of sudden, he's tune has totally changed. Now he suddenly realizes that "He's a very talented man" he is a very nice guy, he does really take care of his civilians. 

Its seems he has formed a very Special Bond with him after a cold feud.

We'll Meet Again! Awwwwww..... :)

And these sentiments are over the world. Nobody cares about anybody. :) In the end, everything boils down to the VOTE.. !

In the comment section do let me know, what is your take on "Politics" what do you think about it.. 

BTW don't take me or my blog too seriously. I'm a True #Congress and #Trump supporter 💓

When life gives you Banana🤦‍♀️

18- Warning!

"Nobody stays virgin for a lifetime, life fucks them every day". 

                                                                                     - *****

It may have happened with you'll, 

But why me? 

Where the hell am I going wrong? 

But I was fully prepared, then why I failed?

I'm sure you must have told yourself this many times, don't worry - I say it too more than 10 times a day. We all go through tough times. Sometimes it ends in a month, a year or perhaps even more OR if you're lucky bastard like me then it's never-ending.....!

But don't worry, stay calm and composed and don't you dare to share your emotion with anyone, cuz' none of them will be interested in helping you instead, they will start judging you.

In the entire world, only one person can help you is YOU. 😊

You know things better then anyone else does, so you only have to make a decision. Don't even bother to ask anyone else. During this absurd phase fucking everything will go wrong, you may think - now this is the end. But ladies and gentlemen it will be a bright new chapter of a new Problem and again you will be back to square one. Don't worry guys do not lose hope, do not give up. Stay focus, be perseverance most important learn from your mistakes & enjoy the roller coaster.

I know now some of you be like, dude its fucking easy to lecture someone, but its a pain to understand the situation. Just that you know I used to go through this kind of phase every 2 yrs and as I'm writing this, I'm going through one. So I know how it feels and the most annoying part is everybody... bloody everybody will give you a piece of advice. Some of them will not be even related to you, but still, they will give you advice. Because they think, you need it. 😠😡 In such a situation reciprocate them with a big smile and carry on what you were doing anyway.

"When life offers you sour cherries, suck it up"

You know guys I've learned the most during my desolate phase. I'm thankful for that entire life, thank god that I've gone through such a phase in my late 30's. I've become Pro now, I know, how to handle such a situation, I have become more articulative, more mentally strong and I stop giving a fuck what society will say or how am I gonna get misconstrue.

During such a phase you will get to see a different kind of a world. It will make you more mature. All you need to have is a patient.. and that's the key to success. I know its most reiterated line.

I'm sure all of you will be thinking, why am I telling you all this? well, it was long overdue. In my group, there are few creatures who are always pissed off if things don't go as planned. Recently, here in Mumbai results were announced for Grade X and junior college XII, some of my cousins were devastated and they were on a brink of ending their life due to the low percentage scored. Guys, its OK if you score low in your academics "Do not shit in your pants" life is not over yet. Infect, there are many more hurdles to come in your life so be prepared for them.

All I am trying to say is, don't get petrified with the problems, embrace them, enjoy them, and try to gauge something positive out of it.

SHARE THIS ARTICLE IN YOUR CIRCLE, WHOM YOU THINK IS NEEDED. 

Stay Weird, Stay Awesome 😎

From Adnan Sami to Hrithik Roshan (Fat to Fit) 💪

Hey Guys, it's me again!! Your friend, philosopher, guide, Text Book, directory,  Mr. ****** ***** 

Well, promise you I won't bore you. This article is for "How to get in a shape" and I'll assure you at the end of this article you will gain something. (not an extra pound for sure :p) This time I will not ramble and won't be talking pointless shit as I have done it in my previous posts.

So let's get started, without wasting any further time, lets waste some more time...!

Before we get into further details, I'd like to thanks "Monsieur. John" he is the inspiration for today's blog. This guy has given the message that nothing is impossible if you try something full-heartedly, Though, it will take some time but in the end, you will get what you truly deserve.

A quick shout-out for sponsors for this article.

So let get started.. !

If you follow below simple steps, even you can be in perfect shape.

But before you jump into, you need to have a strong desire why you want to lose weight, what is your Goal behind it. Like my is Goal is to become a Square!

So guys, get a pen and paper and note below points, do below exercise and you can also look yourself in mirror confidently.

So, you all have to do is when someone offers you food. I know its difficult, but this much you have to do. And make sure you are following rigorously for a minimum of 2 weeks and definitely you will see some difference. You will be more energetic, more cheerful and for sure you will look forward to doing even more.... :)

So, when someone offers you food, first look at the Left-side and then Right-side and I guess that's all you have to do.

                         

            Look Left-side and Right-side and repeat the same, whenever someone offers you food.

And you also will be like "Monsieur. John".Just like him, you can also look good.

                                                    In "2 weeks ha has lost two Weeks"


THAT IS IT FOR NOW, SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME, STAY FIT, STAY HAPPY AND STOP FUCKING READING A BLOG TO LOSE A WEIGHT, BLOODY JUST CONTROL ON YOUR DIET AND DO JOGGING EVERY DAY.

Blog Post 2

Baithe baithe kya kare.. karna hai kuch kam... shuru karo Blogging leke "Jesus ka naam 🙏😉

I don't know how many of you heard this saying "Chane ke jhad pe chadana" in English "Bloating up someone by false praise". Believe it or not, this has exactly happened with me since yesterday. After writing my blog, as everyone does, even I shared my blog within my circle & as expected I got tremendous applause for my writing :p :) IDK whether they were extra nice to me OR "Tongue-in-cheek" about it. But anyways it kinda gave me a required boost to continue my blogging. And it was cherry on the cake when I saw my blog stats today. It has received substantial hits over the course of 24 hrs.

So, guys and buffaloes get ready for another dose of torture.

Today's topic is "Abstract"..! 

(I will talk about myself)

So let me start by introducing myself, my name is ****** ******* I belong to a very deprived, isolated place of India called "Mumbai" or rather people say it "Bollywood". 

 MUMBAI

My childhood was very unique, like every other Indian kid. I grew with my 3 siblings who used to constantly bully me :) and of course with my parents. I was a very destructive curious child, I had always this thought in my head, What if I do that? I do anything to get people's attention or rather curious to know their reaction. By the way, to date, I am like this :). And my poor parents have to deal with this Demon child.

While I was growing up I had a dream to be a "Liftman" strange na?? Well, the answer is quite simple, he has to do nothing.. just seat on the table & press the button and for that shit, he used to get paid also. On the other hand, me being productive I had decided to be a liftman when I will grow up. When I shared a career plan with my dad, he said the most obvious thing and I quote "Shut the F*uk up", you will be the businessman like me".  Well, its wasn't his mistake "3 Idiots" were not released on that time otherwise he could've understood:)

I was not good at study, I was an average child - my parents only hope was I should get a minimum of 35% to get promoted to next year and ... that's it. I was not ashamed of my grades, cuz I knew what I wanted to do in my life and for that grads doesn't matter. I wanted to be an Engineer and for that, you need to be good at an Organizing college fest, good in copy last-minute assignments, mug-up, bulling, good at lying, and so on & so forth. I'm sure you got the point. And I was Pro on all the above dept. Now cut to the X std results, for the first the time even I was anticipating for a result.

And I Cleared 😊😊I was so happy.. so happy.. finally, now my dream of becoming an Engineer is very much possible. I cleared the first hurdle. IDK my parents were not looking as happy as I was, God knows the reason. Anyways I went to the school for collecting mark-sheets. I showed it to my class teacher, she was happy (She was like, finally he is going) I was so excited I went to the principle cabin also. I told that I got **% and I wanted to be a Civil engineer. He looked at me.... checked my mark-sheet twice and very politely he said you're a good citizen of India, you're a very good boy...very bright student. You should take Commerce instead, you seem to be a businessman kind of a guy. (condescendingly, he said)

Certainly, I was not happy, I got slightly disturbed with his thoughts. I told my parents, what happened at the school and to all my surprise even my parents said, Yes beta your principal is right. You should take commerce and do management study, after all, you're the only one who will handle our business and for that, you need to have a commerce background. And unfortunately, I had to say to NO to Science and enrolled for commerce.  Somehow, I've completed my study and got a degree in Business Management Study (Finance).  And by this time I was fairly evolved as a person and definitely doing MBA was not part of my plan. So as a wise man do, I decided to do a job in marketing & ever since I'm working, well I guess that's the end of my short story.

I know some of you will be like, what an abrupt end. Well, guys, that's my story, not a Karan Johar film where you expect "Happy Ending"😉

See you next time, with another Fictional story like this. goodbye :)

Do not forget to leave a comment...!

A Rambling Start! 🙈

So here I go....... !

It has been a while since I thought to write a blog, but I couldn't give time. Honestly, I didn't had a topic to start with. Then I decided to write/ share my thoughts of daily life, my experience, my stupidity, my nonsensical thing. 

Spoiler alert. I'm not good at writing, that's never been my forte. But as everyone does Or rather it sounds cool- even I've started. BTW I do make tones of SPELLIN mistakis and grammatical errror, so kindly bear with me. 

So what was the reason behind starting the blog?

Well, as you'll know I'm a very creative person and I used to think a lot about many things, I'm a problem solver, I am having a very different take on life. My jokes, my silly little things, my one-liners used to bring a smile on people face - it kinda stress-buster for them. Hence, I thought.... why not?? ... why not? I should spread the happiness. I should share my experience with you 'll you may get benefited, I should write all silly things which possibly make you happy. 

But the question is why all of sudden now, well the answer is quite simple- it has been 2 months since I'm off the hook. So I'm having a hell lot of time these days. And I thought it's the right time to be productive.

Enlighten people.. !

So basically, all I'm trying to say is I'm a "Freelancer" totally Free. I work from Home, its fun.. cuz you don't have to do anything. You should totally do it. 

I wake up in the morning, and all I have to do is.... nothing, I don't have to go anywhere... (hahahaha)

That's a problem with you guys, you wake up and get out of bed. My philosophy is to stay there... It will be bedtime. 

Seriously, I can stay all day on my bed - watching some random stuff online 😆 Its amazing man.

The other day, I got a call from Naukri.com, the guy was asking, "Sir, Are You Looking For A Change ?"

I said, dude, I have been taking Afternoon naps in the Morning. 😆😛.. If I tell you, what I'm doing -you will be looking for a CHANGE!.. of course, he hangs up... :) 

But srsly guys, I had to do something about my life -  I can not be living like this. I need to do something, so as a wise man do - I decided to be a "Consultant "C-O-N SULTANT. 😉

I consult the start-ups "How to grow their business"... DON'T laugh.. I've been doing this since the last 20 yrs, a pretty well versed with this kind of a job. All 90's Kids are born awesome including me.

It's going pretty good. I'm making good money out of it.

Well, that's enough. I have to go now, I need to search a job. I'm sure you also have to complete your tasks for the day. Busy people, not like me. Just that you know, reading this pointless piece of sh*t you have successfully wasted 5 minutes of your life. :)

See you next time.